Every country has its favorite pastime. England has tea, Italy has soccer, and America? America has racism. It’s our longest-running reality show – no need for casting calls because the roles are inherited. Some play victims, others play villains, and writers’ rooms are allergic to historical truth. Somehow, the ratings never drop.

The Sponsors

Every hit show needs sponsors, and Racism, Inc. has the ultimate backers: a group so powerful it’s considered a hate crime to call them out or even whisper about their stolen religion. They have a hand in multiple corporations owning and controlling almost everything on the dial, but instead of investing in new stories – or living the life they preach – they bankroll reruns. Same propaganda, same villains, same ratings boost. “Fear the Black Neighbor.” Apparently, it tests better than Friends. It’s not truth they’re selling. It’s advertising time.

The Cast

• Scott Jennings plays the role of the “reasonable conservative analyst,” Jennings specializes in foggy spin. Ask him why inequality exists, and you’ll get a word salad so thick you need a machete to cut through it. His magic trick? Make systemic racism disappear – ta-da!
  • Episode 44: Word Salad with Extra Dressing
• Megyn Kelly cast as the “holiday costume consultant,” she once famously wondered what’s so wrong with Blackface. Her catchphrase – “It’s just Halloween fun!” – earned her a spin-off series called Ignorance After Dark. She’s living proof that cultural ignorance, when dressed up nicely, can still get prime time slots.
  • Episode 72: The Blackface Christmas Special
• Jillian Michaels The “fitness guru” turned media figure doubles as “Adoptive Savior” and “Trainer for Racist excuses.” There’s no need to dive into the clear discrepancies of how she insulted her Black clients versus white on the show. Off-camera, she spits out cherry-picked half-truths about America’s racial history, proving you can raise a Black child and still deny the world she’s walking into. Think of it as cardio for cognitive dissonance.
  • Episode 118: Downward Dogma
• Donald J. Trump, and now… the headliner. Trump is Racism, Inc’s breakout star – the ultimate “everyman millionaire.” He tells working families to “just work harder,” conveniently forgetting that his starter pack was a small loan of a million dollars, a real-estate empire from dad, and a lifetime of banks tossing him rescue ropes while regular folks drown.

His résumé looks less presidential and more like a parody script:

1. A fake business show (The Apprentice) where he fired people from jobs they never really had.
2. A fake university that scammed students out of money in exchange for degrees worth less than the paper they were printed on.
3. A rap sheet of civil cases and indictments so long it could double as a CVS receipt.
4. Racist one-liners tossed like confetti to a cheering crowd.
5. And of course, his toddler defense mechanism: when caught in a lie, shout, “Fake news!” with all the sincerity of a kid denying the crayon in his hand as he stands beside a freshly scribbled wall.

The Constitution? For Trump, it’s less “sacred document” and more “extra-long roll of Charmin.” Wipe, flush, repeat.

• Episode 199: University of Scam, Magna Cum Fraud

The Plot

The storylines recycle endlessly: Black people are cast as “the treat.” White America plays “the victim.” History gets rewritten with the speed of a soap opera plot twist. When the narrative crumbles, someone in the writers’ room yells, “Don’t fact-check us, it ruins the fun!”

The Oval Office provides a guest star role: a revolving door of reality-TV politicians. Qualifications? Sunscreen, a donor list, and the flexibility of a Cirque du Soleil contortionist when it comes to dodging accountability.

Recurring Jokes

• Picking on the vulnerable? It’s still the national pastime.
• Adopting Black children from overseas while ignoring millions here? The “charity” subplot.
• Banning books so kids never see the truth? Apparently, history is scarier than The Exorcist.
• And Oprah? Her giveaways double as distraction therapy: “You get a detour, you get a detour, everybody gets a detour!” Smooth as lotion, but it only greases the wheels of a broken system.
• And perhaps the strangest gag of all: white Americans telling Black Americans how we’re supposed to feel about white hate, rage, prejudice, and violence. It’s like the arsonist coaching the fire victims on breathing techniques: “Just calm down, you’re overreacting.”

Audience Participation

Every time someone points out slavery, redlining, or systemic racism, the studio audience gasps: “Don’t be divisive!” Denial isn’t just baked into the show – it’s the laugh track.

The Season Finale

It’s always the same: fragile egos rewrite the past. Museums sanitized, textbooks gutted, libraries raided. It’s The Three Stooges meets The Purge – slapstick violence with no consequences, except the bruises are real.

And here’s the kicker: unlike the Kardashians, Racism, Inc. doesn’t end when you change the channel. This show runs in schools, courts, hospitals, and housing markets. And as long as America refuses to cancel it, the credits never roll.

And the losing winners are… The leaders of zero accountability; yet, the victims of their very own doing.

Can you recall a time when a public figure made a double-standard statement when they’ve routinely stated the exact opposite for themselves or who looked like them?

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